2010

Happy New Year from LA! 2010-2019 is going to be an awesome time, even better than 2000-2009 (in 2001, I had my Bar Mitzvah and became the shit in the Jewish community; in 2002, I graduated from junior high school; in 2005, I got my license; in 2006, I graduated from high school and enrolled at Columbia; in 2008, I did an onslaught of drugs for the first time [just kidding!]; and in 2009, I fell on a glass table during spring break in Quebec City while I was blackout drunk, and needed eight stitches to mend the blend).
Horchata had a party at her house last night: there were French people on chocolate mushrooms; champagne and Budweiser flowed from the heavens, music was played via apple TV; all this and we were asleep by three in da morning!
Rewind be kind to three days ago, when I arrived in San Diego to live with Rufus for 10 days. Rufus and his brother, Grape Swish, and their parents. Blends. Later in the day we tried to go on a tour at Stone Brewery, but had to settle for dinner and an assortment of serious beer blends. Later that night, Rufus and I were thrown out of Hensley's, a bar not more than one half-mile from his house, because I looked like I was "sleeping" - I was really just checking ESPN scores on my blackberry. What happened next: Rufus trying to fight JESUS, the 300lb retarded bouncer. Rufus was upset by our illegitimate child that was our treatment. Grape Swish drove us to some more bars, got some more drunk, and ended the night with my all-time favorite California food, Sourdough Jacks and tacos from Jack-in-the-Box!
Next day Rufus, Grape Swish, and I went to the Wild Animal Park --> dope.
Yesterday was New Year's at Horchata's, and, well, it was a shitshow. HI-YO! whoop whoop. Finished the night with dat White Rhino...happy new year!